Sense Project

Since i’m doing stuff on what to do when you are drawn to someone and how to seduce, why not talk about pick up lines! In my french post, i talked about why guys sometimes don’t take no for an answer and how difficult it is to negociate things like consent and condom use.  Before all of this, there is the nightmarish first talk, first impression step that you don’t want to miss if you want to see her/him again.

This is intented to be funny, first because i am not sure if anywone would fall for such lines, even though they have been listed as how many times they were tried and how many time they had worked, some with surprisingly high scores. Second because those are not intended to use on a date or invite someone to a date (if you ever want to have a positive answer) but more in bars/club where trying to pick up a one night stand.

Laugh on this and think of how you would get someone’s attention better thant this!

They are divided into categories and at the end there is two numbers. The first one is the attempt number, the second one is how many time it worked.

Straight to the point : obvious and sometimes too much

Didn’t anyone  tell you that you wanted to sleep with me ?? I though you knew…  12 -1

This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex. 3-1

You’ve been a bad, bad girl(boy). Go to my room! 10-5

Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She’d like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning. 10-8

Cheesy : too cheesy

I didn’t know that angels could fly so low ! 20-5

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? 5-1

It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway? 5-5

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?  never tried

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night. 3-0

WHAT ?!: Yep, this is the right category name (and those are the less offensive…)

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven’t seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you’ve really changed! (I’m not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!  101-31

Are my undies showing? Answer: “No.” You: “Would you like them to? 1-0

Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree. Never tried

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? Never tried

Just plane lame : please nooo

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP! 7-0

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 4-0

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? 6-0

I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours? 4- minus 3

Which one of the Spice girls are you? 54-2

Top lines that have been tried and worked (somehow i just can’t understand why)

Greetings and salivations 15-10

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 14-10

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name. 13-13

I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.15-13

You’re so hot, your ass is on fire. 15-12

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? 10-7

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!” 30-30

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Some are juste plane wrong and offensive, others are rather cute, its up to you to make your own opinion about this! Feel free to comment on how you would react if someone would ask some of those questions!